
Pit Viper Showroom Goggles
Welcome to Showroom, where each pair of Pit Viper is an invitation to shake the standard and scream your style in Technicolor.
Imagine this: You're entering a room. People freeze. Talks stop. Someone's dropping his drink. Why? Because you wear sunglasses Showroom of Pit Viper, and they cry out to the world: LOOK AT ME!
Technical details (but fun anyway):
- Glasses: Polycarbonate, because it's cool and solid. Look through and see a mysterious grey world.
- Protection: 100% UVA and UVB. The sun's rays? They can cry in their corner.
- Comfort: Anti-slip rubber contact points that stick to your nose like an ex a little too insistent. But now you like it.
Dimensions – for perfectionists:
- Frame width: 152 mm – it's wide, like your charism.
- Mount height: 46 mm – perfect for capturing admirative looks.
- Nasal bridge: 26 mm – to hold in place during your heroic waterfalls (or just when you eat tacos).
In the box (and we don't laugh at it):
- A pair of glasses Showroom Pit Viper. Of course.
- A Tie DownsTM Retainer Strap. For when it heats, literally.
- A LimpclothTM. Because your glasses deserve to shine like your future.
Maintenance for invalids:
- TO BE MADE: Gently rub with the LimpclothTM. Add a warm breath. A real breath, not a boredom.
- DO NOT DO: DO NOT wash with: bleach, sand, tears of joy, or weird cleaning products that you found under the sink. (No, really.)
The table of stars (or light here):
| Model | Light Transmission | Category |
|---|---|---|
| The Passion Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Aquamarine Showroom | 52% | CAT 1 |
| The Onyx Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Pearl Showroom | 21% | CAT 2 |
| The Pyrite Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Quartz Showroom | 34% | CAT 2 |
Why the Showrooms?
Because you didn't come here to go unnoticed. You're here for dominate the scene. So, whether it's riding a bike, saving the world, or just going to buy bread, do it with panache.
Pit Viper. Because being cool is good, but being legendary, it's better.
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Description
Welcome to Showroom, where each pair of Pit Viper is an invitation to shake the standard and scream your style in Technicolor.
Imagine this: You're entering a room. People freeze. Talks stop. Someone's dropping his drink. Why? Because you wear sunglasses Showroom of Pit Viper, and they cry out to the world: LOOK AT ME!
Technical details (but fun anyway):
- Glasses: Polycarbonate, because it's cool and solid. Look through and see a mysterious grey world.
- Protection: 100% UVA and UVB. The sun's rays? They can cry in their corner.
- Comfort: Anti-slip rubber contact points that stick to your nose like an ex a little too insistent. But now you like it.
Dimensions – for perfectionists:
- Frame width: 152 mm – it's wide, like your charism.
- Mount height: 46 mm – perfect for capturing admirative looks.
- Nasal bridge: 26 mm – to hold in place during your heroic waterfalls (or just when you eat tacos).
In the box (and we don't laugh at it):
- A pair of glasses Showroom Pit Viper. Of course.
- A Tie DownsTM Retainer Strap. For when it heats, literally.
- A LimpclothTM. Because your glasses deserve to shine like your future.
Maintenance for invalids:
- TO BE MADE: Gently rub with the LimpclothTM. Add a warm breath. A real breath, not a boredom.
- DO NOT DO: DO NOT wash with: bleach, sand, tears of joy, or weird cleaning products that you found under the sink. (No, really.)
The table of stars (or light here):
| Model | Light Transmission | Category |
|---|---|---|
| The Passion Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Aquamarine Showroom | 52% | CAT 1 |
| The Onyx Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Pearl Showroom | 21% | CAT 2 |
| The Pyrite Showroom | 15% | CAT 3 |
| The Quartz Showroom | 34% | CAT 2 |
Why the Showrooms?
Because you didn't come here to go unnoticed. You're here for dominate the scene. So, whether it's riding a bike, saving the world, or just going to buy bread, do it with panache.
Pit Viper. Because being cool is good, but being legendary, it's better.





















